A Bubbly Mouth is a Clean Mouth

Oct 272014

Before I was married to my wife and we were dating, my future mother-in-law always kept mouthwash in a fancy little glass container in the main bathroom of her house. Its color was green and it tasted like spearmint. Now on one particular occasion upon finding myself in the bathroom, I noticed a new fancy little glass container that contained blue liquid. I thought to myself; cool, now she has peppermint flavored mouthwash. I opened the top of the container and took a quick swig. Immediately, I discovered that this substance was not mouthwash, but bubble bath. Based upon my experience, I strongly urge you not to attempt to drink bubble bath.

Originally published on Associated Content / Yahoo Contributor Network (YCN) on June 7, 2009

P.S. Admit it, I fooled you folks with this one. Put those hands in the air. Who thought this was going to be a piece about Bubblews?