OLD FARMER: I was feeding my pigs and I realized my precious Littlest of Piggies was gone. I looked high and low for him, but I just could not see him. Then across the horizon he appeared.

I thought to myself that my Littlest of Piggies had gone to market again and squandered his share of this old farmer’s fortune. However, I gave it not a second thought as I set to welcome him home like the prodigal pig.

Don’t even think it. No, I wasn’t going to go Hog Wild and have pork chops or start the grill and have dogs and chips. Tonight there would be no, where is the, question. Folks would see and they would believe that only 100% pure beef was on the menu.

Now Littlest of Piggies with his littlest of legs was coming home fast. As he came closer I saw a little glow in his eyes.

When he arrived, I hugged my littlest of piggies. After he caught his breath, I said, Littlest of Piggies did you go to market again?

LITTLEST OF PIGGIES: No farmer I did not go to market again.

OLD FARMER: Well spit it out Littlest of Piggies, where did you go? Then Littlest of Piggies gave a littlest piggie smile and said.

LITTLEST OF PIGGIES: I went to the bank. You know my lil piggie bank.

NARRATOR: This angered the Old Farmer.

OLD FARMER: Littlest of Piggies, what is going on in that littlest pig brain of yours? Do you know if there are wolves in that neighborhood that would huff, puff and love nothing more than to turn you, my Littlest of Piggies into a slab of bacon and smack their chops on a sweet feast of fresh pig meat.

OLD FARMER: Suddenly, my Littlest of Piggies stood up on his hind hooves, blew an air booger out and said:

LITTLEST OF PIGGIES: Listen old farmer you stupid SOB, let me talk!

It is today that I bring some good tidings to you and all the little farmers out there. For when I pulled back the heavy door of my lil piggie bank, though I saw no empty burial cloth rolled up in the corner, I did see this brand new statement:

‘CLARIFICATION: You are allowed to post links of your articles/posts on other websites, but you are not allowed to post Affiliate links and Referral links of other websites.’

OLD FARMER: Well Littlest of Piggies that is good news. Perhaps the next time you go to the lil piggie bank there will be more clarifications to the questions that some still feel need answers.

http://www.bubblews.com/account/bank

Originally published on FullofKnowledge on May 24, 2013. I deleted all my content from FullofKnowledge.

Gentle readers, let me ask all of you this question. Is Bubblews a scam or legit site?

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