Many people are familiar with the word sequence “One, Two Buckle My Shoe.” It is the title of an old English nursery rhyme. It is known as a counting rhyme. Henry Bolton, a collector of counting rhymes in the 1880s, cited its usage in Wrentham, Massachusetts as early as 1780.

Through the years this rhyme has entertained countless people while teaching them basic counting skills. Now I am no master rhymer, but I put together this little ditty to portray my experiences on Bubblews. As I mentioned to Arvind in my last email to him, this is now my fifth attempt to sign up and see if I can solve the riddle of Bubblews. I say riddle, because my previous four accounts have all been deleted without notice and without explanation. After you read it, for better or worse, I hope that it will inspire you to create your very own counting rhyme that portrays your experiences on Bubblews. Without further ado, I present to you my good friend Sue. What say you Sue?

One, two,
Bubble my Lou;

Three, four,
Shown the door;

Five, six,
Email Arvind Dix;

Seven, eight,
Explanations, I await;

Nine, ten,
Gargle, rinse, start again;

Eleven, twelve,
Bubble or shelve

Thirteen, fourteen,
referrals for courting

Fifteen, sixteen
Bubbler is a bitch’en

Seventeen, eighteen
Where’s the bacon

Nineteen, twenty
My bank’s empty

In 1940, Agatha Christie titled her detective story with these same words: “One, Two Buckle My Shoe.” In this novel her Belgian detective named Hercule Poirot appears, as does Chief Inspector Japp. After this novel, Chief Japp’s lives no more on the pages of crime novels penned by Ms. Christie.

Perhaps Chief Japp can make a curtain call appearance somewhere and someday and help solve some of the riddles of Bubblews. That is if there any Bubblews riddles to solve. Are there any Bubblews riddles that you would like to see Chief Japp or anyone for that matter solve. Is there a need for someone to take on the case?

One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

One, Two, Buckle My Shoe Novel

Gentle readers, let me ask all of you this question. Is Bubblews a scam or legit site?

Originally published on FullofKnowledge on September 23, 2013.  Republished on Bubblews on September 23, 2013

I deleted all of my content from FullofKnowledge. However, this piece disappeared from Bubblews when my fifth account mysteriously vanished from that site without explanation.

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