I am Han
I am Han
Han I am.

That Han-I-am!
That Han-I-am!
I do not like
that Han-I-am!

Do you use
Bubblews?

I do not use,
Han-I-am.
I do not use
Bubblews.

Would you use Bubblews
here or there?

I would not use Bubblews
here or there.
I would not use Bubblews
anywhere.
I do not use
Bubblews.
I do not use Bubblews,
Han-I-am.

Would you use Bubblews
in a house?
Would you use Bubblews
with a mouse?

I do not use Bubblews
in a house.
I do not use Bubblews
with a mouse.
I do not use Bubblews
here or there.
I do not use Bubblews
anywhere.
I do not use Bubblews.
I do not use Bubblews, Han I-am.

Would you use Bubblews
in a box?
Would you use Bubblews
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not use Bubblews here or there.
I would not use Bubblews anywhere.
I would not use Bubblews.
I do not use Bubblews, Han-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Bubblews! Bubblews!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
use Bubblews in a car.

You may use Bubblews
You will see.
You may use Bubblews
in a tree!

I would not, could not use Bubblews in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not use Bubblews in a box.
I do not use Bubblews with a fox.
I do not use Bubblews in a house.
I do not use Bubblews with a mouse.
I do not use Bubblews here or there.
I do not use Bubblews anywhere.
I do not use Bubblews.
I do not use Bubblews, Han-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you use Bubblews, would you use Bubblews,
on a train?

No Bubblews on a train! No Bubblews in a tree!
Not in a car! Han! Let me be!

I would not use, could not use, Bubblews in a box.
I could not use, would not use, Bubblews with a fox.
I will use Bubblews with a mouse.
I will use Bubblews in a house.
I will not use Bubblew here or there.
I will use Bubblews anywhere.
I do not use Bubblews
I do not use Bubblews, Han-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you use, could you use, Bubblews in the dark?

I would not use, could not use, Bubblews
in the dark.

Would you use, could you use, Bubblews in the rain?

I would not use, could not use Bubblews,
in the rain.
No Bubblews in the dark. No Bubblews on a train.
No Bubblues in a car. No Bubblews in a tree.
I do not use Bubblews, Han, you see.
No Bubblews in a house. No Bubblews in a box.
No Bubblews with a mouse. No Bubblews with a fox.
I will not use Bubblews here or there.
I do not use Bubblews anywhere! I do not Bubblews?

I do not
use Bubblews,
Han-I-am.

Could you use, would you use,
Bubblews with a goat?

I would not use,
could not use,
Bubblews with a goat!

Would you use, could you use,
Bubblews on a boat?

I could not use, would not use, Bubblews on a boat.
I will not use, will not use, Bubblews with a goat.
I will not use Bubblews in the rain.
I will not use Bubblews on a train.
No, Bubblews in the dark! No, Bubblews in a tree!
No, Bubblews in a car! You let me be!
I do not use Bubblews in a box.
I do not use Bubblews with a fox.
I will not use Bubblews in a house.
I do not use Bubblews with a mouse.
I do not use Bubblews here or there.
I do not use Bubblews ANYWHERE!

I do not use Bubblews!
I do not use Bubblews,
Han-I-am.

You do not use Bubblews.
So you say.
Try Bubblews! Try Bubblews!
And you may.
Try Bubblews and you may, I say.

Han!
If you will let me be,
I will try Bubblews.
You will see.

Say!
I like Bubblews!
I do! I like Bubblews, Han-I-am!
And I would use Bubblews in a boat.
And I would use Bubblews with a goat…

And I would use Bubblews in the rain.
Bubblews in the dark. And Bubblews on a train.
And Bubblews in a car. And Bubblews in a tree.
Bubblews are so good, so good, you see!

So I will use Bubblews in a box.
And I will use Bubblews with a fox.
And I will use Bubblews in a house.
And I will use Bubblews with a mouse.
And I will use Bubblews here and there.
Say! I will use Bubblews ANYWHERE!

I do so like
Bubblews!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Han-I-am!

A Parody of Green Eggs and Ham, by Dr. Seuss

Originally published on Bubblews on March 20, 2013. It disappeared when my first Bubblews account vanished without explanation.

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